Totally lied.

'Cause I'm back to make you laugh a little on a Friday afternoon.

Best. Onion article. EVER. (from Ejannnena.)

Oh, and I went for a run this morning in my spiffy new shoes. So awesomely awesome. Except for the part where I paid $89, and now I see that they are less than $70! Ah well. The pain I suffer for my addiction...

And NOW!! The Great's Schedule, redux.

Sunday

• 9:30am-7pm - teaching with IRD in Duluth*
  
• 9pm-10pm - Deadwood, on HBO
  
  Monday
  
• 9am-1pm - Gainesville State College, Oconee† (tutoring)
  
• 2pm-10pm - teaching with IRD in Decatur
  
  Tuesday
  
• 9am-1pm - Gainesville State College, Oconee (tutoring)
  
• 3:30-5pm - continuing training for IRD
  
• 6pm-7:30pm - jiu-jitsu
  
  Wednesday
  
• 9am-1pm - Gainesville State College, Oconee (tutoring)
  
• 4pm-7pm - Martial Arts (and STORM team teaching)
  
  Thursday
  
• 9am-1pm - Gainesville State College, Oconee (tutoring)
  
• 2pm-5pm - working on writing, getting published°
  
• 6pm-7:30pm - jiu-jitsu
  
• 7:30pm-8:30pm - open mat (optional)
  
  Friday
  
• 10am-1pm - Gainesville State College, Oconee (tutoring)
  
  Saturday
  
• 7:30am-5:30pm - teaching with IRD in Snellville
  
• 5:30pm-midnight - whatever the heck I feel like doing.∞

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* All IRD teaching times include driving time. (for which I get paid, btw)

† Why didn't anyone mention that in the previous schedule post I misspelled "Oconee" every single time?! (and I bet now you're gonna go look, just so you can have a good laugh at my expense. Yeah, go ahead, laugh. But now you know that I know that you didn't notice, either! So, there, HA!)

° I like footnotes!

∞ Any suggestions?