Friday, June 30, 2006

Orbs.





What is this? Is it an orb, of the kind the Ghost Hunters† are always seeking? Or is it a conveniently place flying object, of a dust-mote sensibility?





On Wednesday night, Brooke, Jenna, and myself, armed with chocolate-chip cookies and red wine, put ourselves in the enviable position of seekers of the paranormal (I say "enviable" with confidence because you and I both know you wish you had been there). We spent several hours, four in fact, sitting in a cell in the Old Greensboro Gaol, built in downtown Greensboro GA in 1807. We made it until midnight, when our rear-ends had had just about enough of paranormal scouting for the night. I almost finished my knitting project (which shall remain a secret for a bit, since it's a gift to be mailed today), and Jenna read some lovely Latino/a short stories, one of which is rather appropriately titled: "The Night the Lights Went Out." We made a unanimous decision that reading that particular tale out loud was not the best option in the spooky jail cell.

So, about this place. It's a two-story, granite, well, I can't exactly say "monolith," though the two-foot-thick walls certainly project fortitude (ya' like that, IRD teachers?), but perhaps stronghold? Small citadel? According to the brochure, the prisoners were apparently hung, rather than hanged, and OH how it hurts the grammarian of my heart - even as it provides rather ridiculously easy fodder for gutter humor. I like this description of their demise better (an actual detail from the Historical Marker just outside): "When the hangman pulled the lever that controlled the trap door, the culprit was...


Upstairs, to the far left, dangles a noose . . .


And, once the Executioner, a.k.a. the County Sheriff, pulls the lever attached to the stairs . . .








so does the prisoner. Dangle, that is. Down this hole.












(See that bright light? I think that must be eternity.)


Aside from that, the prisoners of this squat edifice made a home in either one of two ground floor cells, less than 2 feet from the main door, behind gridded iron doors, and had no windows or privy. Heavy iron chains are attached to the wall, "just in case." The rickety, unnerving stair to the second floor is to the right of the door, 6 steps up, pivot, 4 more...and you're facing the noose, dead (ha) ahead. To your right, from the top of the stairs, is the penthouse: a larger cell, usually reserved for the non-violent criminals. Like child molesters. I kid you not.


I took this shot facing the door, as the "chandelier" lights glinted with only the reflection of sunlight from the two top-floor windows, and the darkness encroached from the corners. Jenna had my back as I took this, and the other shots, while Brooked manned the light switch downstairs. I shouted "Off!" and the world went dark. I shouted "On!" rather hastily, as I got each shot and started to feel my neck hairs prickle as the dark crept close.

This upstairs cell is probably the only area of the Old Gaol that felt like anything at all. The air was weighty, even while the sun was up, and its stuffiness seemed like more than the usual summer heat in a closed space. It was difficult to breathe, and I definitely didn't like it. I politely asked the whatever-may-be-up-theres to show themselves, if they liked, because I am fascinated by them and don't want to disturb them. I don't know if "they" exist in that place, and much less if "they" made an appearance, but I did get that seeming "orb" just after my request. Granted, I was standing directly in front of a working floodlight, aimed at the ceiling, so it's probably weak evidence. Interesting, nonetheless.

The three of us gradually became more and more comfortable with the place, especially as we practiced our own variations of "whistling in the dark." We all chatted sporadically, Brooke enjoyed her Esquire, Jenna laughed at her reading, and I shifted any nervousness I had towards the open door to the building, watching for pranking teenagers or more questionable visitors. The only visitation we experienced as we sat in the musty, hot cell downstairs, was a black cat. I caught a glimpse of a twisting shadow outside, and then the glint of green eyes in the dark beneath the trees. He ran away before we could get over to him, but it was a rather appropriate high point to our night.

No EVPs, no shadows, no electromagnetic readings. Just three women enjoying a steamy summer night in an old Georgia gaol, half-hoping for a spooky experience, half-relieved that all stayed quiet on the paranormal front.

And then...





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† See also: TAPS official website, and the Georgia Ghost Hounds. Yeah. I'm a nerd. You knew this.

§ No Jennas were actually harmed in the making of this blog.




Monday, June 26, 2006

Welcome home, Melanie and Nate

I'll post more about the grand return of the Childers later, but I wanted my readers to see the kind of parties we throw 'round about these parts.

Thanks to Reuben Bennett for reminding us that it's waaay more fun to make carbonated beverages explode than it is to drink ourselves into oblivion. Hurray to the little kid in all of us!

    Experiment Requirements:
  • 1 2-Liter of Diet Coke
  • 4 Mentos (the Freshmaker!)
  • a group of people that like to watch things go "kablooie!"

It's just that easy, kids! Please, try this at home!

And be sure to thank the amazing Brooke Hatfield for her photographic amazingness. Not to mention her astounding fashion sense. (girl knows how to kick it!)

Friday, June 23, 2006

Totally lied.

'Cause I'm back to make you laugh a little on a Friday afternoon.

Best. Onion article. EVER. (from Ejannnena.)

Oh, and I went for a run this morning in my spiffy new shoes. So awesomely awesome. Except for the part where I paid $89, and now I see that they are less than $70! Ah well. The pain I suffer for my addiction...

And NOW!! The Great's Schedule, redux.


    Sunday
  • 9:30am-7pm - teaching with IRD in Duluth*
  • 9pm-10pm - Deadwood, on HBO

    Monday
  • 9am-1pm - Gainesville State College, Oconee† (tutoring)
  • 2pm-10pm - teaching with IRD in Decatur

    Tuesday
  • 9am-1pm - Gainesville State College, Oconee (tutoring)
  • 3:30-5pm - continuing training for IRD
  • 6pm-7:30pm - jiu-jitsu

    Wednesday
  • 9am-1pm - Gainesville State College, Oconee (tutoring)
  • 4pm-7pm - Martial Arts (and STORM team teaching)

    Thursday
  • 9am-1pm - Gainesville State College, Oconee (tutoring)
  • 2pm-5pm - working on writing, getting published°
  • 6pm-7:30pm - jiu-jitsu
  • 7:30pm-8:30pm - open mat (optional)

    Friday
  • 10am-1pm - Gainesville State College, Oconee (tutoring)

    Saturday
  • 7:30am-5:30pm - teaching with IRD in Snellville
  • 5:30pm-midnight - whatever the heck I feel like doing.∞

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* All IRD teaching times include driving time. (for which I get paid, btw)

† Why didn't anyone mention that in the previous schedule post I misspelled "Oconee" every single time?! (and I bet now you're gonna go look, just so you can have a good laugh at my expense. Yeah, go ahead, laugh. But now you know that I know that you didn't notice, either! So, there, HA!)

° I like footnotes!

∞ Any suggestions?

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Yeah, so...

Probably going away for a while. Just a warning. But I'll be back. Ohhhh, yes, I'll be back.

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

George R.R. Martin

This one was SO GOOD. And now this one is sooooo goooood. Must post review soon!

I have almost nothing to say about this right now except:

GO OUT AND BUY THE FIRST BOOK!

\I'm going to read for 5 minutes before the meeting. Maybe even during the meeting. Then in the 15 minutes between classes. I won't attempt to read while driving, though I'm tempted.

Currently pondering: what unnecessary item in my apartment can I sell to get the money to get the next installment... any ideas, readers?

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Tuesday, Belgium, etc.

Tuesday is not my favorite day. Mondays are the traditional "rough day" for most folks, starting out the workweek after weekend, getting back into the daily grind, taking care of business (every day!), working your way to the top, eight days a week, 16 tons...[insert your favorite cliché or song lyric here].

But for me, Tuesdays are the bane of my... um... something.

I actually started this post yesterday, a Tuesday, but the very nature of that 24-hour period of marked time rendered completion of any project nearly impossible. I couldn't even finish a single round of knitting on the Honeymoon Cami. Melanie, my hero and my Wonderwoman** friend, helped me unknit/unravel/rip out/bang-head-on-wall, and then proceeded to help me cast on again - all 183 stitches. I'm not much into all the tacky pop-culture angel thing, but she's pretty much the definition of one of those helpful guardian flying creatures. Except for the flying part.

Now that it's all over, however, I don't actually feel the need to vent or complain about the bumpiness of my interaction with the world yesterday. Melanie clarified it for me, as I fidgeted and fussed about getting everything done and getting everywhere I needed to be: "Okay," says she, "What can you control today?" She was so right, it was like a punch in the face. Although significantly less painful, it was a real awakening (sans Kate Chopin and/or Robert DeNiro).

Sometimes I feel like these grand "revelations" that I come to, despite that term's overtones of impending armageddon and subsequent rapture, are simply melodramatic attempts to justify previously unhealthy behavior. But then I realize that neither the catalyst for the lightning-bolt enlightenment (intentional pun, thank you) nor the manner of expression are relevant at all; indeed, the decision to make a change is all that matters.

Case in point: me, and scheduling every moment of every day, so much so that I am never, ever, sitting still. Rather, I am always "on my way..." somewhere, to do something, and I'm only ever just going to make it on time. It isn't as fun, or exciting as it sounds, believe me. Call me crazy, but sometimes having too many interests just ain't all it's cracked up to be. I thank Bilbo and Mr. Tolkien for the best analogy: "I feel thin, like butter spread over too much bread." (No, I am not wearing a Ring of Power. Neither am I going Gollum on you, my preciousss readersss)

Ooookay... with that in mind, I end this post with this thought:

What can I control today? My happiness, and my attempts to bring a little happiness to others. That's my Wednesday for you. So long Belgium!

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**Note: I wanted to use this as a link, but I didn't think Mel would appreciate. I dare you to look and not at least giggle a little, though.