Monday, March 6, 2006

My right to rant.

After reading Darren's post this morning, I decided that I needed to catch up on my Google News reading. So, for the past hour or so, I've been perusing publications from around the world on myriad topics: from Hamas's disinterest in Al'Quaida video-taped support of Palestinian policies to the sentencing of a Californian senator in the biggest corruption trial since the Teapot Dome Scandal. I read about Crash winning a "Best Picture" Oscar, and about Jenny McCarthy earning her Razzie.

The kicker? The reason for a second blog post just hours after the really-really-long previous one?

This story. This, unbelievably, disturbingly, heartbreakingly, confused and ridiculous attempt to somehow justify a woefully inept "educator's" (please note the heavy sarcasm here) pathetic lack of self-control and dearth of teaching ability.

Free speech?? For a teacher?? I don't care about the teacher's opinion; whether I agree or disagree with his comments, or the President's policies, for that matter, is utterly irrelevant. Teachers don't get "Free Speech" in a classroom. Yes, teachers need to lead students to think for themselves, absolutely, but we must never, EVER, not even for one tiny moment, forget that our audience, our students, are not only a captive audience, but are both under our control in the classroom AND rely on us for grades and our "opinion" of their thoughts.

How many of you, my good readers, have ever hedged on an opinion in middle school, high school, or college, because you were uncertain of the instructor's position on the issue? How many of you, and be honest here, have actually adjusted your comments because you wanted to ally (or, better, align) yourself with the overall atmosphere in the classroom? Oh, I'm certain that half of the comments I receive on this post will be the counter-argument, that students, especially in high school and at university, will purposefully disagree with a teacher or professor, for the sake of argument, or of rebellion. Even if one argues that students often take a stand against the teacher, even if one argues that the percentage of these students is greater than 5% (which would be a bit of a stretch, I assure you), why should they need to? Teachers provide an open, safe space for students to submit their opinions and to learn to structure arguments, not to allow students to agree or disagree with the teacher.

I have no clear idea as to the nature of this particular teacher’s (in CA – raise your hand if you’re surprised) infraction on this score, since I do not credit sound/text bites in a mainstream news source. I’d rather read the complete transcript of the student’s recording.* The item that set me off onto this rant is the title of the LA Times article. Teachers are not supposed to be indoctrinators, any more than they are to be baby-sitters, and the obviously established standard in the media – supposedly the “voice of the masses” – is that since parents aren’t teaching their children the correct political attitudes, the teachers are responsible for the civic and moral education of their little charges.

I am torn, as ever I am, between a desire to rush into a public school system and start to repair some of the damage before it’s too late – if it isn’t already - and an overwhelming urge to run in the opposite direction. Fight or flight?

As Mutant Enemy might say, “Grrr. Argh.”

* Although I must say, anyone with an ounce of sense, or a few World History classes, should recognize the absurdity of comparing the conservative president of a Constitutional Republic with the dictator of a fascist state. I mean, really.

9 comments:

DEG said...

Karen, here's my sound-off.

I have a different reaction. Fight or flight? Nay, filter.

Stories such as the one you note are a perfect example of what I mean. For instance, where is the context? Is this an isolated case? How much of this is conservative/liberal sabre-rattling? How much of it? And how exactly will it be settled? Does anyone have a clue?

No, of course no one has a clue. It doesn't matter. It's just there to momentarily interest you and twist your nips under the guise of being a groundbreaking and ballsy story about constitutional issues. It's ridiculous pandering to the hawks on the left and the right, with parental emotions and teenage egos stirred up in the process.

This situation could be easily assuaged by a better editor. Or, some honest admissions.

For instance...

Teacher -- Shut up. You are not necessarily a bad teacher. But you're an idiot. Come on. WTF did you think was going to happen when you mention Hitler and Bush in the same sentence? Do you have any clue about the extremely touchy political culture of today or are you that ignorant? For Pete's sake, use that tapioca your two ears. Ask students whether they thought Bush were persuasive or not and why. Get them to fight each other, not you. You do that and they'll think you're smoother than Toblerone.

Students -- Shut up. None of your rights to anything were violated. You have no case except in the court of public opinion or on your MySpace account.

Parents -- Shut up. Tell your kids to study harder so you can challenge a teacher that's talking out of their ass. Don't fight their fights for them. If they get a bad grade because they disagreed with an idiot, then so what? There's 50 other classes they have to take to graduate and one stupid class is not going to ruin their college career. Unless, of course, you only care about them getting into the right school, not the school that suits them best. Oh, and don't lecture me about "balance." First, see if you can get them to do the reading. Second, see if you can teach a class with balance. How exactly would you do that? Go ahead, write up a lesson plan that comprehensively balances all perspectives or, hell, even just two. Can't do it? Oh, that's right, you're human too.

Media -- Shut up. Stupidity is not a constitutional issue. You're trying to sell your newspaper and I understand that. You got mouths to feed too. But don't act like this is another crisis in a so-called "culture war" you continually think you discovered and feel ever-so-quick to continually report on/stir up. This is not a crisis in anything.

***Soapbox wobbles*** as I jump off.

starbuck said...

i once wrote a report in history class, entitled, "my vision for America." the title was given me by the teacher. the 1st sentence read, "i have no vision for America."

after i read it to the class, the teacher commended my writing skills, then informed me i'd be recieving a zero for not following instructions.

not exactly relevant, but i like that story...

starbuck said...

i agree w/ everything darren said, except "shut up." without all these inconsequential stories to argue about, we'd have to debate serious issues all the time. whoever wants to be serious all the time, raise your hand. now: shut up!

i do also run into the "free speech" screamers @ work, where i explain to them that their rights do not apply, if i'm paying them to be there. the same applies to that professor, & that guy i met that worked for coke, who said he'd get fired if anyone heard him say he preferred pepsi. he's right, of course, but it's irrelevant.
free speech ends when you get a paycheck.

starbuck said...

BTW, doesn't Mutant Enemy sound like mr. smithers, from the simpsons?

scøüpe said...

first, let me say that working as much as i do and the hours which i do, i very rarely get the up-to-date news stories but if all this guy did was liken bush to hitler then what the hell is the problem? i mean, it's obviously a stupid statement to make but why is it in the news in the first place? i've seen a montages of people comparing bush and every other politician to hitler on the daily show. it's nothing new - he's the go-to guy for negative comparison. find something a little more creative if you're going to waste the airwaves with it.
but that's just me.

scøüpe said...

okay, so i just read the article and the excerpts accredited to the teacher are not heinous staements of terrorist sympathy. they are in my opinion - not being a political pundit - at least partially relevant. he urged his class to think about the current goings-on in their nation and around the world. no one benefits from blind patriotism.
now, maybe he should have approached the discussion from a different angle but since when is debating over current political issues in a social studies class not a good thing to do? f*ck the media and the kid with the mp3 player (why did he have that in school anyway?). i'd rather have a teacher allow me to openly argue against his views than one that teaches a one-sided view of politics and refuses any contrary remarks.

LotusKnits said...

Can you fight and flight? :P

Grrr. Argh.

karen-the-great said...

scøupe, I do see your point in that it's better to "allow contrary remarks." As a teacher, however, I recognize the that the ultimate power in the classroom belongs to me, and with that power comes an enormous responsibility to teach students how to think, without the subconscious bias that springs from simple youth and naivete.

Students of that age are not cognitively, emotionally, or experientially developed enough to maintain a definitive separation between the truth they put together from the few "facts" they know and the ideas/opinions that teachers present. A good teacher should maintain a personal distance from the issues and a professional objectivity in situations involving so-called "current events." My friend Anita points out (and I hope she posts a comment, b/c I'm sure to get this paraphrased incorrectly) that we, as adults, have a far better conception of the connotative power of "Hitler," and the "Nazi's" as well as a wider knowledge of the actual people and events, both WWII and Pres. Bush. These students aren't exactly at the the educational or developmental level to fully grasp the implications of such a comparison.

I'll defer to Darren's comment as the more articulate - despite the, um, nippishness - that the teacher is there to provide as many perspectives of an issue as he/she can, thereby helping students to formulate their own arguments against each other.

And, on a slightly different note, Anita also asked a good question: why the heck were they talking about this in a geography class anyway?

Anita said...

Since my presence has been requested (and Karen, you did a great paraphrase), I'll weigh in lightly.

I'm very upset about the winner of Project Runway. Santino got screwed.

But seriously, I agree wholeheartedly with both the sense that we need to put some perspective around the issue AND the idea that there's something unsavory about this entire exchange. I really could care less what this guy believes and I certainly wouldn't deny him the right to his opinion. I've heard the recording of his commentary and I think that he crossed the line. I agree with Darren--let the students duke it out--because that's what the teacher is supposed to do.

To totally steal someone else's formulation (and give no citation, since I have no idea about the identity of source), a good teacher is not the "sage on the stage", but the "guide on the side." Using a high school classroom as a platform for throwing a political temper tantrum is just silly. Doing so in the guise of providing alternate opinions or relevant class content is bad, bad teaching.